

From the Swan’s football flag proudly flying on the Harbour Bridge to the pink feature lighting of State Parliament House, Sydney’s looking just fabulous. Daarrrling.
Buildings on Macquarie Street last night were bathed in various shades of red and pink. Old Sydney Hospital got the Swan’s colour about right, whilst the Mitchell Library veered towards a reddish pink. However Parliament House had no hesitation in going full pink.
In fact so pink is the display, I’m left wondering if they're actually celebrating the entry this week of New South Wales first openly gay female MP, rather than the Swan’s momentous victory. Or maybe, in an admirable demonstration of cost saving, the Government is simply killing two birds with one stone, by dually toasting a gay and football milestone together.
Speaking of which, around 5 pm on Oxford Street I picked up two twenty-something fellas, one of whom seductively waved his leg at me on approach. Cute. I’ve had plenty of drunken females do this but never a bloke. Needless to say he was pissed as a fart. Fortunately his mate, resplendent in a red Swans’s jumper, was sober and acting as a chaperone.
Right from the start the drunk was out of control, trying to reach me around the security screen, yelling out the window and generally acting the goat. Within two blocks he was asking me to loan him $50, promising to, ‘pay you back tomorrow’. I was sorely tempted to suggest he get off at The Wall and earn it, but thought better of it. Indeed, by this stage I was thinking of the nearest police station, fully expecting trouble.
Suddenly the back seat went dead quite and I feared the idiot was about to throw up. Glancing around I was relieved to see the sober guy tenderly embracing the drunk. He was good, knowing exactly how to settle the drunk down. ‘Down’ being the operative word. The drunk spent the remainder of the journey with his head in his mate's lap.
Me, I didn’t care what they were doing back there, anything for some peace and quiet. So on approach to their street it was no surprise to hear the sound of a zipper being closed. That’s fabulous Sydney this week. A football town.
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UPDATE : Bob in Comments has pointed out the pink lighting campaign is in honour of Breast Cancer Month. Silly me.
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