Two women board a taxi, one upfront and the other in the back seat. Upon reaching the destination the woman in the front says to the driver,
"Whatever your takings are tonight you are going to give them to me or I am going to make a noise you raped me."
However their plan fell apart when they chased and attacked the driver, then vandalised his cab. The jury delivered a guilty verdict. Idiots. The women, that is, not the jury.