Last night a female passenger informed her friends, ‘When you swallow ecstacy, thirty percent is destroyed by stomach acid. That’s why it’s best to stick it up your bum. But you’ve got to be careful if you’re in public ‘cause it’ll make you want to shit’. Party-on !
This reminded me of an old joke - a bloke with a constipation problem went to a doctor. After handing over a suppository the doctor said, ‘Just stick this in your back passage, that’ll fix it’. The following day the bloke returned, complaining that nothing happened, ‘I put it in the back passage; I put it in the back yard; then I left it up in the back shed. I may as well have stuck it up my arse for all the good it's done’.